Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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