So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
