Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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