As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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