You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
porn star boner night. come get it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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