the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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