My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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