Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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