**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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