i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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