What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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