My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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