just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
