Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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