so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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