gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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