you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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