she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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