when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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