Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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