Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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