yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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