im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
kristin has been a bad kristin
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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