so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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