Jerry, you need to find god
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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