So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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