I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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