okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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