I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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