I swear she didn't look like that last week.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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