Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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