the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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