dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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