worst night to have a conscience
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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