Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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