So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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