Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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