I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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