Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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