Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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