windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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