Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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