Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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