Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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