At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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