lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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