Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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