So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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