Banned from zoo.
Again?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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