oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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