This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
