You surviving the open bar?
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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